‘Situationships’ are just cowardice with better branding — pick a lane or leave people alone.

The Dubai chocolate craze is just paying premium prices to eat pistachio Nutella wrapped in gold foil.

The Sinner-Alcaraz rivalry is already better than Federer-Nadal — the older fans just refuse to admit it.

Filming the entire concert on your phone means you paid $300 to record a video you’ll never rewatch.

Sending a voice memo instead of a text should be treated as a minor act of aggression.