Companies should be legally required to disclose when a job is eliminated by AI.

Adults who ask “what’s your sign?” are trying to skip small talk with pseudoscience — commit to the awkward silence.

Pickleball isnt a sport — its an HOA meeting with paddles, and everyone is pretending its athletic.

Book clubs are just wine clubs with homework nobody did.

AI data centers should be required to build their own power sources instead of drawing from the public grid.