Cord-cutting was a scam — streaming now costs more than cable ever did, and the interfaces are worse.

The Dubai chocolate craze is just paying premium prices to eat pistachio Nutella wrapped in gold foil.

The Sinner-Alcaraz rivalry is already better than Federer-Nadal — the older fans just refuse to admit it.

Filming the entire concert on your phone means you paid $300 to record a video you’ll never rewatch.

Sending a voice memo instead of a text should be treated as a minor act of aggression.